My Aunt Nyce is my mom’s little sister only she isn’t that little and she isn’t that nice. She wears shorts that are too tight and she has a tattoo just above her butt. You can see it every time she bends over to clean off a table at her restaurant, The Crab and Grab.
I’m going to have to get used to it though cause I’m stuck here
for the next two weeks. My mom and dad dropped me off yesterday just like
they do every summer. They kissed me goodbye, told me to be good, then drove
off to go on vacation. Vacation without me. I’m trapped here on Wavedown
Island.